The Future Isn't What Is

In Theory, Practice Should Work Like Theory. In Practice, It Doesn't.

Little League Baseball Is A Very Good Thing Because It Keeps The Parents Off The Streets.

Laughter Is The Shock Absorber That Eases The Blows Of Life.

Man Was Not Made To Travel Faster Than A Baseball

I Really Didn't Say Everything I Said. [...] Then Again, I Might Have Said 'em, But You Never Know.