The Future Isn't What Is

When The Waitress Asked If I Wanted My Pizza Cut Into Four Or Eight Slices, I Said, 'four. I Don't Think I Can Eat Eight.'

I Never Said Most Of The Things I Said.

If The World Was Perfect, It Wouldn't Be.

I Don't Know. How Hot Is It Supposed To Be?

If I Didn't Wake Up I'd Still Be Sleeping