If The World Was Perfect,

I Don't Want To Make The Wrong Mistake.

I Think Little League Is Wonderful. It Keeps The Kids Out Of The House.

I Don't Know If It's Good For Baseball, But It Sure Beats The Hell Out Of Rooming With Phil Rizzuto!

Laughter Is The Shock Absorber That Eases The Blows Of Life.

I Don't Know. How Hot Is It Supposed To Be?