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The Tongue Is The Only Muscle In The Human Body That Never Gets Tired [talking].

A Corporation Has All The Powers And Privileges Of An Individual: All It Lacks Is A Conscience.

A Home In The Country Is What A City Man Hopes To Buy And A Farmer Hopes To Sell.

The State Of The Union Largely Depends On The State Of The Unions.

The Saddest Thing In Life Is To Marry A Woman Who Looks Like A Cook--and Isn't.