The Thing Is, The Reader

It's Not About What You Have, It's What People Think You Have.

I Would Say That Fifty Percent Of My Show Is Killer Comedy.

My Wife Says When I Go Out To The Refrigerator, I Do Three Minutes (entertaining) When The Light Goes On!

Trash? The Only Trash I See Here Are Two Little Boys Lost At Sea And A Pathetic Excuse For A Seaworthy Vessel!

I Was Mad At Screen Gems, But I'm Not Mad At Them Anymore.