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The Thing Is, The Reader Doesn't Want To Hear About Bad Times.

I Got Hate Letters From Girls All Over America Because I Wouldn't Go To The Prom With Them.

I Read A Whole Bunch Of Bits And Pieces Over The Years, Obviously From The Fan Magazines And The Rest Of The Stuff, And I Just Wanted To Give A Little More Insight Into What's Happening In My Personal Life.

Before I Was An Actor I Was An Apprentice Jockey, And Now I'm Out There Racing Against Boys, Sort Of The Spokesperson For People Over 50 That They Can Do It.

Now, Let's See How You Fare Against The Flying Dutchman And Her Vile Captain, Davy Jones!