Trash? The Only Trash I

The Only People Who Didn't Like It [the Monkees] Were The French, And They Don't Even Like Themselves, So What's The Point?

Life Is Cruel. Why Should The Afterlife Be Any Different? I Offer You A Choice. Join My Crew...and Postpone The Judgment. One Hundred Years Before The Mast. Will Ye Serve?

Are You Prepared For What's Next?

I Never Sexually Took Advantage Of Being Davy Jones. I Wasn’t The Kind Of Guy Who Would Hit On A Girl On The Road And Have Casual Sex. I Don’t Have Casual Sex

As Far As Groupies, I Never Saw Any Of Them.