The Smaller The Mind, The

When I Go To Peoples' Houses I Like To Sneak Into Their Bedrooms And Try On Their Underwear.

The Difference Between Fiction And Reality? Fiction Has To Make Sense.

I Wanted To See My Name On The Cover Of A Book. If Your Name Is In The Library Of Congress, You're Immortal.

The Only Real Difference Between A Wise Man And A Fool, Moore Knew, Was That The Wise Man Tended To Make More Serious Mistakes—and Only Because No One Trusted A Fool With Really Crucial Decisions; Only The Wise Had The Opportunity To Lose Battles, Or Nations.

Whenever Somebody Comes Up With A Good Idea, There's Somebody Else Who Has Never Had A Good Idea In His Life Who Stands Up And Says, "oh, You Can't Do That..."