The Sf [supreme Fascist, I.e.

Another Roof, Another Proof.

God Created Two Acts Of Folly. First, He Created The Universe In A Big Bang. Second, He Was Negligent Enough To Leave Behind Evidence For This Act, In The Form Of Microwave Radiation.

I Know Numbers Are Beautiful. If They Aren't Beautiful, Nothing Is.

Television Is Something The Russians Invented To Destroy American Education.

Finally I Am Becoming Stupider No More.