Finally I Am Becoming Stupider

Television Is Something The Russians Invented To Destroy American Education.

Végre Nem Butulok Tovább (i've Finally Stopped Getting Dumber).

Property Is A Nuisance.

There Are Three Signs Of Senility. The First Sign Is That A Man Forgets His Theorems. The Second Sign Is That He Forgets To Zip Up. The Third Sign Is That He Forgets To Zip Down.

Another Roof, Another Proof.