The Secret To My Success

I Only Work Every Couple Of Years. I Go Into Retirement Between Films.

The Secret To My Success Is That I Bit Off More Than I Could Chew And I Chewed As Fast As I Could.

You're Here To Sweat. This Program Is Live. There's About One Thousand Million People Watching You. So, You Remember - One Wrong Word, One Foolish Gesture And Your Whole Career Could Go Down In Flames. Hold That Thought And Have A Nice Night.

I Enjoy Being Part Of The Entertainment Industry, Although I'm The Laziest Person That I've Met Yet In This Business.

Cricket Needs Brightening Up A Bit. My Solution Is To Let The Players Drink At The Beginning Of The Game, Not After. It Always Works In Our Picnic Matches.