The Secret To Comedy Is

I Am One Of The Lucky Few Who Is Successful In Their Career, And I'm Really Enjoying Myself.

My Guiltiest Pleasure? 'untamed & Uncut'. Videos Of People Being Attacked By Animals. Yeah. I Don't Know Why. I Just Love Seeing Guys Who Say, 'i'm Gonna Stick My Hand In That Crocodile's Mouth And See What Happens.' And Then It Snaps Down On Them. There You Go - That's What You Get! It's A Wild Animal, My Friend.

You Know, I Endeavor To Be More Like My Older Brother. He's Very Magnetic. He's Actually Very Much Like 'castle' In That People Are Attracted To Him, And Just Want To Be Near Him. You Want To Know Where My Brother Is In A Crowded Room? He's The Guy With The Crowd Around Him.

When You Slick Back Your Hair, You Get A Really Good Idea Of Just How Melon-like Your Head Actually Is.

I Thought What Would Be Really Just Choice For A Revamp And A Reboot Is 'the Greatest American Hero.' I Think I'd Be Just That Kind Of Perfect Not Prepared For This Kind Of Thing, But Thrust Into Circumstances He's Not Prepared For... That's Another Niche Of Mine. Unpreparedness. Not Knowing What To Do. I'm Good At Being That Guy.