My Job Changes Very Little

Oh, Boy. I'm Still In Touch With About 90 Percent Of My Exes. They Would Describe Me As Being Unlucky In Love.

I Don't Spend A Lot Of Time Online.

I Tried My Hand At Writing, I Tried To Write Out A Little Script - And It's Not Too Bad. Mostly, Though, It Let Me Understand How Incredibly Difficult That Job Is. I Can't Even Imagine Doing It On A Weekly Basis For A Series In Any Way. That's Tough. I Think I'll Try To Leave That To Smarter People Than Me.

I've Always Fantasized About Being On Tv. And I Was. Then I Fantasized About Being In The Movies. What Could Be Better Than Captain Of A Space Ship? I Get To Ride Horses, Shoot Guns, Have Adventures.

I Remember When Tivo First Came Out I Was All About Tivo. I Came Home And That Thing Was Frozen, And I Thought 'this Is Awful. This Is The End Of The World'. Then I Unplugged It, And I Plugged It Back In, And Still Frozen. It Was Paralyzing. I Called Them. They Said, 'just Unplug It Longer.' Fixed. But It Also Taught Me I'm An Addict.