The Scholarly Authorities On Freezing

Google Owns Youtube, And Recently, I Drew A Comic About An Idea For A Youtube Feature - Which They Actually Took Seriously And Implemented. So I'm Thinking That Maybe We'll Have A Future Where Google Is 'xkcd.'

I Think The Comic That's Gotten Me The Most Feedback Is Actually The One About The Stoplights. Noticing When The Stoplights Are In Sync, Or Calculating The Length Of Your Strides Between Floor Tiles - Normal People Notice That Kind Of Stuff, But A Certain Kind Of Person Will Do Some Calculations.

Sometimes I Mistake This For A Universe That Cares.

If 'other People Have Experiences Incorrectly' Is Annoying To You, Think How Unbearable It Must Be To Have A Condescending Stranger Tell You They Hate The Way You're Experiencing Your Life At Just The Moment You've Found Something You Want To Remember.

The Universe Is Probably Littered With The One-planet Graves Of Cultures Which Made The Sensible Economic Decision That There's No Good Reason To Go Into Space-each Discovered, Studied, And Remembered By The Ones Who Made The Irrational Decision.