If At First You Don't

Sticks And Stones May Break My Bones, But Words Can Make Me Think I Deserved It.

The Thing About The Internet Is That You Can Write Something... For A Very Narrow Audience And Make A Living At It.

I Never Trust Anyone Who's More Excited About Success Than About Doing The Thing They Want To Be Successful At.

Sometimes I Mistake This For A Universe That Cares.

The Scholarly Authorities On Freezing To Death Seem To Be, Unsurprisingly, Canadians.