The River Trent Is Lovely,

I’ve Decided To Pick My Moment To Retire Very Carefully – In About 200 Years’ Time.

I'm Sure The England Selectors Thought If They Took Me On And Gave Me The Job, I'd Want To Run The Show. They Were Shrewd, Because That's Exactly What I Would Have Done.

If God Had Wanted Us To Play Football In The Sky, He'd Have Put Grass Up There.

The River Trent Is Lovely, I Know Because I Have Walked On It For 18 Years.

They Say Rome Wasn't Built In A Day, But I Wasn't On That Particular Job.