The Reason There's A Question

Yes, It's True, I've Been Called The Laurence Olivier Of Spoofs. I Guess That Would Make Laurence Olivier The Leslie Nielsen Of Shakespeare.

You Know It's Very Difficult To Be An Actor, And To Have People Depending On You To Say The Right Line, At The Right Time, And To Not Be Able To Hear Your Cues! I Can't Tell You How Many Times I Would've Had To Have Said What? If I Didn't Have My Hearing Aids. So My Hearing Aids Are A Life Saver, And They Allow Me To Practice My Craft.

I've Always Been Part Of Comedy. One Of The Things About Our Family Was That If We Were Reasonably Funny With Each Other, Particularly My Two Brothers And Myself, When My Father Was Upset With Something You'd Want To Make Sure In Some Way You Made Him Laugh. Because When He Didn't Laugh, You Were In Trouble!

Like A Blind Man At An Orgy, I Was Going To Have To Feel My Way Through.

The Reason There's A Question Mark On My Front Door Is Just In Case I Forget My Address.