The Real Question Is Should

How'd We Come Up With The Robe? Was Some Guy Just Like, 'hey, I've Got An Idea! Why Don't We Make A Coat Out Of A Towel? You Can Have A Little Belt That Goes Around. You Could Dunk The Belt In The Toilet! Have A Toilet Belt.'

After You Eat A Hot Pocket, Everything Will Taste Like Rubber For A Month!

Some People Have Their Own Bowling Ball And Their Own Bowling Shoes... And No Friends.

My Faith Is Very Personal. It's Not Something That I Want To Project On Other People.

I'm Closer To Bob Newhart Than Rodney Dangerfield.