My Faith Is Very Personal.

I Like That In My Audiences, There's A Lesbian Couple Sitting Next To A Mormon Family.

I Try To Only Eat Animals That Are Vegan. I'm Probably The Opposite Of A Vegan.

I'd Really Like To Promote My Increasing Consumption Of Bacon.

My Wife Told Me That In The Bible, Abraham Circumcised Himself... Wow! I Can't Even Get To The Bank Before It Closes.

Nursery Schools And Bars At 2 A.m. Are The Only Places Where It Is Completely Normal If Someone Just Spontaneously Throws Up On The Floor...and Just Like A Toddler, The Bar Patron Wakes Up The Next Day Not Remembering Or Caring How They Behaved.