The Queen Is The Only

I'm The Heir Apparent To The Heir Presumptive.

In Our Family, We Don't Have Rifts. We Have A Jolly Good Row And Then It's All Over. And I've Only Twice Ever Had A Row With My Sister.

The Queen Is The Only Person Who Can Put On A Tiara With One Hand, While Walking Down Stairs.

Disobedience Is My Joy!

When My Sister And I Were Growing Up, She Was Made Out To Be The Goody-goody One.