I'm The Heir Apparent To

My Children Are Not Royal; They Just Happen To Have The Queen For Their Aunt.

Disobedience Is My Joy!

I'm No Angel, But I'm No Bo-beep Either.

I'm The Heir Apparent To The Heir Presumptive.

In Our Family, We Don't Have Rifts. We Have A Jolly Good Row And Then It's All Over. And I've Only Twice Ever Had A Row With My Sister.