The Path Of Sound Credence

An Abstainer Is The Sort Of Man You Wouldn't Want To Drink With Even If He Did.

Marriage Is Based On The Theory That When A Man Discovers A Brand Of Beer Exactly To His Taste, He Should At Once Throw Up His Job And Go To Work Inthe Brewery.

The Path Of Sound Credence Is Through The Thick Forest Of Skepticism.

I Know Many Married Men, I Even Know A Few Happily Married Men, But I Don't Know One Who Wouldn't Fall Down The First Open Coal Hole Running After The First Pretty Girl Who Gave Him A Wink.

Art Is The Sex Of The Imagination.