The Only Thing Bad About

What Counts Aren't The Number Of Double Plays, But The Ones You Should Have Had And Missed.

The Only Thing Bad About Winning The Pennant Is That You Have To Manage The All-star Game The Next Year. I'd Rather Go Fishing For Three Years.

The Rules Are Changed Now, There's Not Any Way To Build A Team Today. It's Just How Much Money You Want To Spend. You Could Be The World Champions And Somebody Else Makes A Key Acquisition Or Two And You're Through.

Baseball Has Been Good To Me Since I Quit Trying To Play It.

If You Don't Have Outstanding Relief Pitching, You Might As Well Piss On The Fire And Call The Dogs.