The Only Reason They Come

I Never Laugh Until I've Had My Coffee.

Single Men Never Have Any Problems. I Suppose That The Public Builds Some Kind Of Idea From What They've Seen Of Me On The Screen.

I Bring To A Role Everything I Am, Was And Hope To Be.

Disagreeing With The Fervent Patriotism Of The Confederates: "i Think It's Hard Winning A War With Words, Gentlemen. . . . I'm Saying Very Plainly That The Yankees Are Better Equipped Than We. . . . All We've Got Is Cotton And Slaves, And Arrogance." "i Seem To Be Spoiling Everybody's Brandy And Cigars And Dreams Of Victory."

I Don't Want A Lot Of Strangers Looking Down At My Wrinkles And My Big Fat Belly When I'm Dead.