Hell, If I'd Jumped On

Clark Gable Was The Only Real He-man I've Ever Known, Of All The Actors I've Met.

This Power That I'm Supposed To Have Over Women Was Never Noticed When I Was A Stage Actor On Broadway. I Don't Know When I Got It. And By God, I Can't Explain It.

I Never Did Like The Idea Of Sitting On Newspapers. I Did It Once, And All The Headlines Came Off On My White Pants. On The Level! It Actually Happened. Nobody Bought A Paper That Day. They Just Followed Me Around Over Town And Read The News On The Seat Of My Pants.

Method Actors Are Like Hams.

I Don't Discuss Women At All With Anyone. There Are Good Qualities In All Women. Some May Be Lacking In Some Of These Qualities And Should Have Them. I'm Liable To Say So And Hurt Their Feelings, And It Wouldn't Be Meant That Way At All.