The Only Exercise I Get

Love Me Tender, Love Me Sweet, Never Let Me Go.

I Get Tired Of Singing To The Guys I Beat Up In Motion Pictures.

I Wiggle My Shoulders, I Shake My Legs, I Walk Up And Down The Stage, I Hop Around On One Foot. But I Never Bump And Grind. Why, That's Vulgar. I'd Never Do Anything Vulgar Before An Audience. My Mother Would Never Allow It.

I Like Entertaining People. I Really Miss It.

People Think You're Crazy If You Talk About Things They Don't Understand.