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You Can't Start A Diet In The Middle Of The Week, That's Just Stupid.

I Came To The Realization A Couple Months Ago That I Am Fat. If You Get Tired From Walking - And That's All That Golf Is - Then You Are Officially Fat.

We're Just Playing Basketball. It's Not Like We're Going Out To Have Unprotected Sex With Magic.

Social Media Is Where Losers Go To Feel Important.

I'm Not Paid To Be A Role Model. I'm Paid To Wreak Havoc On The Basketball Court.