I Read That Heavy Drinking

I Remember Sitting Down With The Rockets And Saying, 'yeah. I'm Going To Retire.' They Said, 'well, We'll Give You $9 Million.' And I Said, 'you Got A Pen On You?'

Unfortunately, As I Tell My White Friends, We As Black People, We're Never Going To Be Successful Not Because Of You White People But Because Of Other Black People.

My Wife's Married. I'm Not.

Half Man, Half Sit-out-the-season.

We Don't Need Refs, But I Guess White Guys Need Something To Do.