My Wife's Married. I'm Not.

The Older I Get, The Faster I Was.

I Don't Know What That Gas Is Made Of, But It Can't Smell Any Worse Than Ernie Johnson 's Gym Bag.

I Think The Biggest Problem Is Parents Are So Concerned With Being Friends With Their Kids. You're Not Their Friend. You're Their Parent.

You Know What's Amazing To Me? America. There Have Been So Many People Who Have Stepped Up, And I'm Just Proud To Be An American. Yeah, There Were Some Mistakes Made, But I Don't Play The Blame Game. Let's Move Forward And Rebuild New Orleans.

He's Got To Bring Something Stronger Than That. That's Like Bringing Milk To A Bar, It's Not Strong Enough