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I Became A Copy Boy. Not For Long. I Started Writing Stories.

Baseball Isn't Statistics, It's Joe Dimaggio Rounding Second Base.

What You Want To Do Is Not Go To Work. You're Not Missing A Thing. The Worst Thing I Did Was Start Work Young.

Don't Call Me A Journalist; I Hate The Word. It's Pretentious!

Journalism Schools Are Good To Get A Job, But I Don't Know What Else They Are Good For. I Don't Like The Word "journalism" To Begin With. It's News Reporting, And That Consists Of Using Your Two Feet. The Only Lesson, Then, That You Could Give People Is How To Climb Stairs, Because There Are No Stories On The First Floor.