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The Next Time A Prostitute Solicits Your Business, Ask For The Clergyman's Rate.
-George Carlin
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The Next Time A Prostitute
George Carlin
The Next Time A Prostitute Solicits Your Business, Ask For The Clergyman's Rate.
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