The Nature Of The Internet

I Know That It's Probably Not A Good Idea For A Comedian, Especially A Satirist, To Support A Public Policy Group Or A Politician. This Is Something I Learned Only Too Well Years Ago When I Did A Fundraiser For Pol Pot. A Few Years Later I Saw 'the Killing Fields,' And I've Got To Tell You, I Just Felt Like A Schmuck.

I Want A President Who Can Handle A Cream Soda.

Bob Dole Used To Be Really Funny. Barney Frank Can Be Kind Of Funny. Bob Kerrey Has A Good Sense Of Humor.

There Is A Subset Of Democrats Who Tend To Mis-fill Out Ballots. The Way You Mark The Ballot Is Like An S.a.t. - You Fill In The Circle. And The Subset Of People Who Tend To, Like, Put A Check There Instead, Or An X, Or Fill It Out Wrong, Tend To Be People Who Didn't Take S.a.t.s, Or First-time Voters, Or People With English As A Second Language.

I'm Part Of The Mushball Middle. I Consider 'confused' The Majority Position Because, Thankfully, Most People Would Rather Be Uncertain Some Of The Time Than 100% Positive All The Time - Even When They're Wrong.