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If 98 Out Of 100 Doctors Tell Me I've Got A Problem, I Should Take Their Advice. And If Those Two Other Doctors Get Paid By Big Snack Food, Like Certain Climate Deniers Get Paid By Big Coal, I Shouldn't Take Their Advice.

I Couldn't Think Of Anything Less Appealing Than Molding The Minds Of Tomorrow's Leaders.

As A Source Of Innovation, An Engine Of Our Economy, And A Forum For Our Political Discourse, The Internet Can Only Work If It's A Truly Level Playing Field. Small Businesses Should Have The Same Ability To Reach Customers As Powerful Corporations. A Blogger Should Have The Same Ability To Find An Audience As A Media Conglomerate.

There's Plenty Of Room For Humor In Politics, God Knows, But It's A Serious Business.

I've Spent My Entire Career Being A Satirist.