The Most Ineffective Workers Are

Remind People That Profit Is The Difference Between Revenue And Expense. This Makes You Look Smart.

For Our Purposes, Let’s Say A Goal Is A Specific Objective That You Either Achieve Or Don’t Sometime In The Future. A System Is Something You Do On A Regular Basis That Increases Your Odds Of Happiness In The Long Run. If You Do Something Every Day, It’s A System. If You’re Waiting To Achieve It Someday In The Future, It’s A Goal.

For Five Hundred Dollars, I'll Name A Subatomic Particle After You. Some Of My Satisfied Customers Include Arthur C. Quark And George Meson.

Management Is Nature's Way Of Removing Idiots From The Productive Flow.

We Know The Goats Are Imported Because They Don't Speak English.