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It Is Ludicrous To Read The Microwave Direction On The Boxes Of Food You Buy, As Each One Will Have A Disclaimer: This Will Vary With Your Microwave. Loosely Translated, This Means, You're On Your Own, Bernice.

It Is Fast Approaching The Point Where I Don't Want Tadenauer To Want The Job.

Shopping Is A Woman Thing. It's A Contact Sport Like Football. Women Enjoy The Scrimmage, The Noisy Crowds, The Danger Of Being Trampled To Death, And The Ecstasy Of The Purchase.

Sometimes I Can't Figure Designers Out. It's As If They Flunked Human Anatomy.

I Don't Think Women Outlive Men, Doctor. It Only Seems Longer.