The Modest Person Is Usually

If A Man Has Money, It Is Usually A Sign, Too, That He Knows How To Take Care Of It; Don't Imagine His Money Is Easy To Get Simply Because He Has Plenty Of It.

Never Tell A Secret To A Bride Or A Groom; Wait Until They Have Been Married Longer.

I Believe In Grumbling; It Is The Politest Form Of Fighting Known.

The Feeling Of Sleepiness When You Are Not In Bed, And Can't Get There, Is The Meanest Feeling In The World.

The Worst Feeling In The World Is The Homesickness That Comes Over A Man Occasionally When He Is At Home.