I Believe In Grumbling; It

If A Man Takes One Day Off, It Takes Him About Three Days To Get The Harness Fitted Again.

It May Be A Cold, Clammy Thing To Say, But Those That Treat Friendship The Same As Any Other Selfishness Seem To Get The Most Out Of It.

Nothing Pleases A Woman Quite So Well As To Look So Sweet That A Man Wants To Kiss Her, And Then Abuse Him For His Impudence.

If A Man Has Money, It Is Usually A Sign, Too, That He Knows How To Take Care Of It; Don't Imagine His Money Is Easy To Get Simply Because He Has Plenty Of It.

A Religion That Never Suffices To Govern A Man Will Never Suffice To Save Him; That Which Does Not Sufficiently Distinguish One From A Wicked World Will Never Distinguish Him From A Perishing World.