The Mint Makes It First,

Some Members Of Congress Ought To Have Their Mouths Taped Instead Of Their Speeches.

Compare What You Want With What You Have, And You'll Be Unhappy; Compare What You Deserve With What You Have, And You'll Be Happy.

The Best Way To Spoil A Good Story Is By Sticking To The Facts.

Many A Girl Who Can't Dance Well Makes Up For It During Intermission.

After Wisdom Comes Wit.