The Mind Is A Mill

I'm Not The Guy To Ask About Politics. I'm A Gag Writer.

If, Indeed, A Firearm Were More Dangerous To Its Possessors Than To Potential Aggressors, Would It Not Make Sense For The Government To Arm All Criminals, And Let Them Accidentally Shoot Themselves? Is This Absurd? Yes, And Yet The Government, Of Course, Is Arming Criminals.

The Government, For Example, Has Determined That Black People (somehow) Have Fewer Abilities Than White People, And, So, Must Be Given Certain Preferences. Anyone Acquainted With Both Black And White People Knows This Assessment Is Not Only Absurd But Monstrous. And Yet It Is The Law.

We Americans Have Always Considered Hollywood, At Best, A Sinkhole Of Depraved Venality. And, Of Course, It Is. It Is Not A Protective Monastery Of Aesthetic Truth. It Is A Place Where Everything Is Incredibly Expensive.

I Don't Think There's Any Information To Be Gotten From Television.