Being Among My People Is

When We Leave The Play Saying How Spectacular The Sets Or Costumes Were, Or How Interesting The Ideas, It Means We Had A Bad Time.

I Always Thought The Real Violence In Hollywood Isn't What's On The Screen. It's What You Have To Do To Raise The Money.

I Hate The Computer. I Hate Their Spell-check. I Won't Ever Do E-mail.

I Tend To Write A Lot, Which I Think Is The Secret To Being Prolific.

My Greatest Fear Is That The Audience Will Beat Me To The Punch Line.