The Man Who Ain't Got

It Ain't No Disgrace For A Man To Fall, But To Lie There And Grunt Is.

The Devil Is The Father Of Lies, But He Neglected To Patent The Idea, And The Business Now Suffers From Competition.

Suicide Is Cheating The Doctor Out Of Job.

The Secret Of Forgiving Everything Is To Understand Nothing.

As Scarce As Truth Is, The Supply Has Always Been In Excess Of The Demand.