The Leading Cause Of Death

'escargot' Is French For 'fat Crawling Bag Of Phlegm'.

It Is Inhumane, In My Opinion, To Force People Who Have A Genuine Medical Need For Coffee To Wait In Line Behind People Who Apparently View It As Some Kind Of Recreational Activity.

Skiing Combines Outdoor Fun With Knocking Down Trees With Your Face.

I Am A Superior Form Of Human And I Have Absolutely No Quirks Or Irrational Impulses Of Any Kind.

Take Out The Fortune Before You Eat The Cookie.