I Am A Superior Form

It's A Real Smug Self-righteous Punk Kid Saying Nobody Has The Right To Tell Him What To Do And How Dare You Put A Sign Up Saying That I Can't Go On Your Property?

There Are No Bad Haircuts In Cyberspace.

Fishing Is Boring, Unless You Catch An Actual Fish, And Then It Is Disgusting.

Your Guess Is As Good As Mine. Better Probably, Because You Haven't Had Four Beers.

Magnetism Is One Of The Six Fundamental Forces Of The Universe, With The Other Five Being Gravity, Duct Tape, Whining, Remote Control, And The Force That Pulls Dogs Toward The Groins Of Strangers.