The Last Woman I Was

My Grammy Never Gave Gifts, You Know. She Was Too Busy Getting Raped By Cossacks.

Paris Is A Very Exciting City. I Learned About Paris The Same Way That Americans Do: From The Movies.

It's Just Gossip, You Know. Gossip Is The New Pornography.

The Last Woman I Was In Was The Statue Of Liberty.

Let's Say There Was No Terrorism Whatsoever And We Were All Very Nice To One Another And We Were All Kind, We Still Would Be Faced With An Extremely Cruel And Hostile Universe And Existence And So I'm A Great Pessimist And I Feel That It's Impossible Really To Be Happy, And That The Best You Can Hope For Is To Be Distracted.