The Last Thing I Want

Common Sense Is Like Deodorant. The People Who Need It Most Never Use It.

I'm Not An Ungenerous Person; I Don't Resent It. It's Just Sort Of A Head-scratcher.

Chicago Actors Are Hard-nosed. They're Tough On Themselves And Their Fellow Actors. They're Self-demanding.

Why Would You Get Up There And Bore People? I Never Have Figured That Out. These People Are Supposedly In The Entertainment Industry, And They Finally Get Up There To That Podium And They Become The Most Boring People In The World.

The First Year I Had Money, I Really Went Shopping. I Got Really Caught Up In It. I Bought All My Brothers Sets Of Luggage, And I Bought 'em Winter Coats From Giorgio Armani - Winter Coats. And I Got A Pair Of Socks From This Brother.