Most People, When They Talk

Half Of The People In This Room Are More Dressed Up Than On Any Other Day In The Year, And The Other Half Are More Dressed Down.

Something Wild Can Happen To Anybody And I Caution Anybody That Walks Out On The Street, Just Settle Your Accounts Before You Leave The House Every Day.

Just Beat My Record For Most Consecutive Days Without Dying.

I Met A Woman Who Photographed Celebrity Dogs For A Book, And She Told Me That Ralph Lauren's Dog Is Named Rugby. I Said, Yeah, But His Real Name Is Stickball.

Now, For Some Of You It Doesn't Matter. You Were Born Rich And You're Going To Stay Rich. But Here's My Advice To The Rest Of You: Take Dead Aim On The Rich Boys. Get Them In The Crosshairs And Take Them Down. Just Remember, They Can Buy Anything But They Can't Buy Backbone. Don't Let Them Forget It. Thank You.