The Kind Of People Who

I'm Too Amused By The Way People Carry On To Give In To Despair.

Policemen, Like Red Squirrels, Must Be Protected.

God Is A Gentleman. He Prefers Blondes

You Were Born With Your Legs Apart. They'll Send You To The Grave In A Y-shaped Coffin.

People Think I Write Fantasy, But I Don't; Some Things May Be Exaggerated Or Distorted In The Same Way That Painters Distort And Alter Things, But They're Realistic Figures. They're Perfectly Recognisable.