The Kid Is The Best

Jerry Seinfeld, He Was Doing Letterman Show All The Time, So He Kind Of Had An Excuse, That People Know The Jokes Already. He Didn't Have Time To Do Stand-up. A Guy Like Me, I Have No Excuses.

It Seems Like There's Never Enough Famous White People Among Comic In Hollywood.

I Just Always Loved Stand-up. It's Like Magic. You Say Something, And A Whole Room Full Of People Laughs Together. Say Something Else, They Laugh Again. The Fact That People Come To See That And Participate In That... I Don't Know, It's Just Like Magic.

The Only Thing Harder Than Leaving Show Business Is Coming Back.

I Have All These Weird Fantasies. Going Coast-to-coast On My Motorcycle And Having Random Barbecues All Over America. No Show, No Nothing.