The Key To Sitcom Success

I Went To A High School That Didn't Have Many People In It. There Were, Like, 60 People In My Senior Class. There Was A Group Of Cool Kids And A Group Of Really Dorky Kids, And I Was Probably The Coolest Of The Really Dorky Kids.

I Have Insanely Dorky Taste. Basically, If You're A Woman, And You're Under Any Kind Of Emotional Duress, And You Sing A Song, I Will Listen To It Forever. It's Odd Being A 37-year-old Heterosexual Male Who Owns Nothing But Sarah Mclachlan And Tori Amos. But I'll Go Against That At First And Play Something Boring Like James Taylor.

I Used To Spend A Lot Of Time Just Thinking About Myself, Thinking That The Party Started When I Showed Up.

I Have A Huge Interest In Hockey Because I Grew Up In Canada, Where It's Kind Of The Law That You Love Hockey.

I Have What I Like To Call A 'chinneck.' My Chin Just Flows Rather Easily Into My Neck.