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Women Always Think That I'm Chandler, So If I Don't Joke Around For Half An Hour They Think That Something's Wrong. Then I Explain That I Don't Have Comedy Writers Scripting Everything I'm Saying At This Particular Dinner.

I'm Just Glad That The Whole John Wayne Persona Of A Man Is Sort Of Old School Now, Because I'd Never Be Able To Do That. If That Was The Going Rate Today, I Wouldn't Be Working.

When People Try To Take [smoking] Away From Me I Say, 'hey, I Stopped Everything Else.' But, I Have To Battle That One, Too.

I Am Fine With The Fact That Some Of My Hair Is Gray. If It Was All Gray Overnight, That Would Be A Scary Thing.

I Don't Have A Very 'masculine' Taste In Music. I Get A Lot Of Heat From My Friends About That.