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I'm A Sensitive Guy. If You Are A Woman And You're In Any Kind Of Emotional Duress And You Write A Song About It, I'll Buy You Album.

I Was A Very Good Tennis Player In Ottawa, Canada - Nationally Ranked When I Was, Like, 13. Then I Moved To Los Angeles When I Was 15, And Everyone In L.a. Just Killed Me. I Was Pretty Great In Canada. Not So Much In Los Angeles.

The Key To Sitcom Success Is Miserable People. If You See A Happy Couple, It's Just Gone, Like When Sam And Diane Got Together On Cheers.

I Have Insanely Dorky Taste. Basically, If You're A Woman, And You're Under Any Kind Of Emotional Duress, And You Sing A Song, I Will Listen To It Forever. It's Odd Being A 37-year-old Heterosexual Male Who Owns Nothing But Sarah Mclachlan And Tori Amos. But I'll Go Against That At First And Play Something Boring Like James Taylor.

Nine Times Out Of 10, Women Don't Want To Fix A Problem, They Just Want To Be Understood. I'll Never Get That.