Most Of The Time We've

I Mean, I'm A War Baby, And We Had Rationing, And We Didn't Have Sugar And Sweets, Which Is Very Good For You In Actual Fact. Because When We Had A Piece Of Fruit, We'd Gulp It Down. It Was Just Great.

Life Is A Predator: You Have To Eat It Before It Eats You.

Age Is Just A Number. It's Totally Irrelevant Unless, Of Course, You Happen To Be A Bottle Of Wine.

According To My Sister Jackie, Most Men Stray. And Sex Doesn't Mean Anything To Most Men. But I Wouldn't Date A Man Who Slept Around. Absolutely Not, I've Divorced People For That

So-called Designer Bags Are Useless, And Most Are Also Ugly, Faddish And Overpriced. Pared Down And Sleek Is Always Best.