The Hippopotamus Is A Vegetarian

I Will Buy Any Creme, Cosmetic, Or Elixir From A Woman With A European Accent.

I Lost Everything In The Post-natal Depression.

If Anyone Knew Where They Were, I'd Send The Isdbb (incredibly Stupid And Dumb Beyond Belief) Award To The Two Guys Who Tried To Break In To The Ohio Penitentiary.

I Have A Theory About The Human Mind. A Brain Is A Lot Like A Computer. It Will Only Take So Many Facts, And Then It Will Go On Overload And Blow Up.

God Created Man, But I Could Do Better.